Stories from a customer service representative |
| What the customer service agent tells you, and what she means:
-- What I say: Can I put you on hold for a minute? I need to look something up. What I mean: I'm going to take a leak, grab a doughnut, and sneak outside for a smoke. I'm hoping you'll have hung up by the time I get back. What I say: Oh, that's okay, sir, don't worry about it. A lot of people can't remember their own phone number. What I mean: You shouldn't be allowed to breed, you dumbf*ck. What I say: You want to talk to my supervisor? Sure, I'll put you right through. What I mean: And he'll tell you the exact same thing I just did, jackass. Just because you didn't like what I told you, doesn't mean it's not true. What I say: I'm sorry, ma'am, but I'm having trouble understanding what you're saying. What I mean: Surely you can find a better time to finish eating that piece of chicken. -- More stories in this entertaining blog: http://worstcall.blogspot.com/ |
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